You reach a point in your life where the doctor tells you that as long as you’re feeling your age, you should start acting that way. Cancel the BASE jump lessons and instead buy a comfy chair, sit back with your bottle of Boost and hope that the grand kids visit someday. Read the obits and gloat that you’re still hanging on, even if you don’t know why. Now and then you’ll get samples of Attends and Viagra in the mail to remind you that if you ever get it up you’ll shit yourself.
That’s not us.
At Extreme Senior, we’ve dedicated our dotage to the belief that it’s never too late to go too far.